Total Medals Earned: 1,176 (From 247 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,735 Points
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Return the farmer's pig
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/260 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 20
Complete score challenge on level 1
Complete 25 zombie challenges
Complete 10 zombie challenges
Complete 15 score challenges
Complete 20 bread challenges
Complete 2 challenge levels
Complete level 30
Play time of 1 hour
Complete 50 challenges
Complete all 45 zombie challenges
Complete level 40
Complete 80 challenges
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 7/15 (40/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
Finish world 1
Finish world 2
Finish world 3
Finish world 4
Collect all the coins and unlock the secret ending
Medals Earned: 7/18 (60/465 points)
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 7/8 (130/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.